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1.
Charles Buford had a simple plan He took a shit in Marco’s van He walks by SWOS with dirty knees Laughing at the cigarette casualties I saw him in the park the other day Sleeping on a bench and drinking hair spray Looking for a handout Charles starts to beg I gave him a dollar and he fucked my leg March Charles Buford March Charles Buford March Charles Buford March Charles Buford The girls say he’s cute wanna give him a squeeze Don’t touch his head or he’ll give you fleas Charles keeps a lookout to piss in the grass But authority figures kick him in the ass Shittin’ on the sidewalk marchin’ down the street Pukin’ on the doorstep, gets his ass beat Got twenty bitches pregnant in an alley shed Meth lab exploded and now he’s dead March Charles Buford March Charles Buford March Charles Buford March Charles Buford
2.
A beer in each hand and one bad tooth He’ll kick your ass and it’s the fuckin’ truth Partying hard every single night Waking up next to an empty case of Bud Light When his red Dodge rolls into town You know there’s gonna be some schwag around He tells a lot of stories and won’t pass the joint Slaps a mexican until he gets the point He’s always got some drugs He’s always ready to brawl He gets wasted every night He’s never going down without a fight He’s a hip hop cowboy and a skater too Goes four wheeling in the invincible shoe Takes a shotgun blast directly to the jaw Boozes it up and comes back for more A rodeo wigger, drinks until he hurls Always picking up on the horse faced girls Smokes a cigarette and stares death in the eye But he keeps coming back, he’ll never die He’s always got some drugs He’s always ready to brawl He gets wasted every night He’s never going down without a fight
3.
Rick 02:12
My friend’s mom, she’s got a big rubber dick It’s got four different speeds and they all do the trick It’s got a gasoline engine and at the end it spits She gave it a name, she called it Rick She keeps it in a box underneath her bed It’s a male substitute with a prosthetic head Half a pound of plastic that’s a bundle of fun It keeps going, going, going ‘till the batteries are done Your aunt, your mom Everyone’s got one on Thick or thin, big and small Come on down and try them all Your sister, your cousin They keep them by the dozen Red, blue, black and green No matter what color they’re all pretty mean Found it snooping in her room one day Took a closer look and to my dismay She wrote it with a sharpie on the side of the dick She gave it a name, she called it Rick I powered it up for curiosity’s sake I dropped it on the floor and it began to vibrate It bumped and it jumped and we chased it around A supercharged dick shook the whole house down Your aunt, your mom Everyone’s got one on Thick or thin, big and small Come on down and try them all Your sister, your cousin They keep them by the dozen Red, blue, black and green No matter what color they’re all pretty mean
4.
Rape Chain 01:56
It’s two in the morning I’m awake in my bed And I cannot sleep cuz there’s static in my head The alarm’s going off and Jeff’s still passed out on the floor Men in yellow suits are trying to kick down my door, so I... Put on the rape chain Put on the rape chain Put on the rape chain Put on the rape chain It’s saturday night and no one’s left here but me Frat boys are giving ugly girls GHB Headed toward my room is a nasty looking whore So I stepped back inside and I slammed the fucking door and I… Put on the rape chain Put on the rape chain Put on the rape chain Put on the rape chain
5.
She’s got some big tits but I don’t need a disease She just wants some action, not flowers or poetry With a little motivation she gets ready to please Just get her alone, then she’s going down for free But I dunno I don’t think that I should What the hell I got nothing better to do The Slam Pigs Like to get drunk They get stupid And won’t shut the fuck up The Slam Pigs Like to get fucked They get wasted Then they get slammed

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CIA is:

Matt Lawrence: Lead guitar/vocals
Marco Yazzie: Rhythm guitar
Bambit Shethar: Bass guitar
Michael Lawrence: Drums

All songs written by CIA
All guitars played by Matt Lawrence
Drums played by Michael Lawrence

Recorded by Denali Lawson @ The House of the Dead
Mastered by Shannon Bowman/Xeropulse Audio Engineering - www.facebook.com/XeroPulseAudioEngineering/

Album art/logo by Matt Lawrence - mattlawrence.net

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released April 15, 2002

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Criminally Insane Americans Cortez, Colorado

CIA was a band from 1999-2001, playing simple crossover punk/thrash with humorous lyrics. Based in Cortez, CO

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